#(( NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR SKYRIM PROGRESS #DICKBIRD ))
UM FYI, JAY, I’M ABOUT TO FIGHT ALDUIN.
FUS ROH DAH, ASS.
Oops, I forgot to care.
If I die, I’ll make sure my Xbox is buried with me. A golden boy like you can just get one from Brucey, anyway.
Um, excuse you.
Alduin is a giant fucking dragon, okay?
And if you’re gonna keep using sass like that, you can enjoy a sex-free week.
What? I’m being completely honest, and you know it.
And as if you could really keep your hands off me for a week.